I'm sorry my blog is a great mess of random shit

stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

(via whitewolfwinning)

Notes
28580
Posted
18 hours ago

virginiagentlenerd:

1. Steve Rogers is not just some dumb soldier who follows orders, he thinks outside the box and asks questions and considers consequences.

2. Peggy Carter had plans to eat that boy alive before he became a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine. 

3. I don’t understand people who didn’t enjoy this movie. 

(Source: rapunzelena, via camiekahle)

Notes
296827
Posted
18 hours ago

obisham:

docter-who:

obisham:

I really just want someone to rewrite the entire twilight series and make it about Charlie okay

My Daughter’s Dating a Fucking Vampire 

The Vampire Tried To Die But My Dumb Bitch Daughter Saved It

Now She’s ENGAGED To It

It Got Her Pregnant I’m Gettin’ Real Tired Of This Vampire’s Shit

image

(via lyxdelsic)

Notes
76146
Posted
18 hours ago

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

(via raining-sloths)

Notes
109370
Posted
18 hours ago
lichtenstrange:

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 
In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.


oops

lichtenstrange:

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 

In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.

image

oops

(via officialmcdonaldsblog)

Notes
54214
Posted
18 hours ago

nialllhoran:

what does vanessa hudgens do apart from appear once a year for coachella

(via harrysdesu)

Notes
46051
Posted
18 hours ago

lustire:

sorry mum u have reached ask limit 

(via guy)

Notes
26587
Posted
18 hours ago
TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player and Tumblr Follower Counter